In article ,
"HeyBub" wrote:

Woman calls Home Depot with a simple question: "How do you get blood stains
out of a carpet? A LOT of blood stains...Can I come get a steam cleaner
right now?"

Call made at 11:00 p.m.

http://www.myjournalcourier.com/news...rious-don.html

The woman obviously called the wrong people. For fire, flood, and grisly
murder clean-up, she should have called the disaster remediation people.
Around here, their slogan is "Like it never happened."