We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "R" saying
something like:

Oi Dave....

Have a look at http://www.repairproducts.co.uk/index.htm

Just the sort of stuff you might need sometime...

"Dog Ears
Tear Mender? is a convenient and effective alternative to using tape or
bandages for shaping dog ears. It is safe, non-toxic, and wash-proof,
staying put until removal is desired. NOTE: Ear position varies by breed
and the dog's natural set, so be sure to CONSULT A PROFESSIONAL OR BREED
MANUAL for proper positioning "

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