"HeyBub" wrote:

I used to be a cop. Mag-Light advertised their 5-cell flashlights at trade
shows with the comment" "If you ever have to use it as an offensive or
defensive weapon, it will not break." Whereupon the salesman used his light
to demolish a wooden pallet.

When I was a paramedic, a 2" wide depressed skull fracture was called a
"Kel-lite fracture". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kel-Lite

-- Doug