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Default How to kill those "Klunkers"

HeyBub wrote:
Smitty Two wrote:
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"HeyBub" wrote:

DerbyDad03 wrote:

I'm guessing that the first few times a mechanic gets to do this to
a car could be fun.

After years of getting filthy and frustrated making old clunkers
run, it must feel good to exact a little revenge and rev them up
until they seize solid and die, while he sits there evilly rubbing
his hands together and laughing maniacally.

Yep. I can see the grin on his face as he watches a 1970 Corvette
with 2 4-barrel carbs go through the death-rattle.


OK, now it's your turn to cite someone who actually traded in such a
car for a $4500 rebate on a new, uh, um, Honda Civic?


Eventually, probably after several court cases and FISA requests, the
administration will release the makes and models of vehicles traded
in to bolster the auto industry, and we'll be able to tell with
precision.
As of right now, the effects, in general and in specific, are being
kept under wraps by the government.


Here's a list of eligible Corvettes:

1990 Chevrolet Corvette5.7L 8cyl 4A RWDPassenger Car
1991 Chevrolet Corvette5.7L 8cyl 4A RWDPassenger Car
1992 Chevrolet Corvette5.7L 8cyl 4A RWDPassenger Car
1993 Chevrolet Corvette5.7L 8cyl 4A RWDPassenger Car
1994 Chevrolet Corvette5.7L 8cyl 4A RWDPassenger Car

http://www.edmunds.com/cash-for-clun...-vehicles.html

Which you could trade in for one of these:
2009 HUMMER H3T 3.7L 5cyl 5M 4WD Category 2 Truck


http://www.edmunds.com/cash-for-clun...didates.html#h

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