On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:11:52 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

I do believe it's possible for rice to expand in the bird's
stomach. However, most people don't have the patience to
raise a pot of water to rolling boil, and spend 9 to 11
minutes boiling the bird.


This is true. Prison officer heard a noise in the cell block clothes
drier. He went to investigate and found that a Cuban prisoners was
tumbling a pigeon in the dryer (cooking). I can imagine it sounded
like tennis shoes tumbling around.

The Frenchastans and Quackastanes like pigeon.