The Medway Handyman wrote:
Lobster wrote:
freecycle wrote:
I've got EIGHT (count them, EIGHT) mole repellers
in my 20m square garden, 4 which rattle and 4
which give off a tone. This morning I opened my
curtains and there in the middle of my newly laid
lawn was another hill.
How the hell do you get rid of them?
Angle gr...

Mole Grips?


Don't laugh. Once I had a Guy Fawkes barbecue, and saw one of the
buggers scrabbling around. I grabbed it in the tongs, and pretended to
drop it on the fire, but actually dropped it in the ground behind.

Years later I was told that everybody believed I had burnt it.