"freecycle" wrote in message
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I've got EIGHT (count them, EIGHT) mole repellers
in my 20m square garden, 4 which rattle and 4
which give off a tone. This morning I opened my
curtains and there in the middle of my newly laid
lawn was another hill.
How the hell do you get rid of them?

Call into your local Golf Course and ask the Head Greenkeeper who on his
crew would like a drink for sorting the problem.
Many courses have a registered poisons person for just that purpose.
On the one I worked at there were 2 people registered to use the "Banned to
the public" chemicals and poisons.