dennis@home wrote:
"Kaptain Kremin" wrote in message
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Tommy wrote in message
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What have you done to attract kids to ring your doorbell anyway?

Is it a normal doorbell?
OR
Is it a big gong type thing?

I have been thinking about this for a while now and i think you
should set up some sort of trap for the wee cnuts.

They push the button and dunk...remote camera kicks in!! A bowling
ball rolls onto your oversizes guttering and round the house falls
off onto the extension where a see-saw is waiting to be activated
up goes the fireworks which attract the neighbourhood watch.... the
wee cnut has moved away from the door and tripped the lazer beam
which activates the explosives at the gate, problem solved!

It'll never work, he's not allowed to have a gate :-)


These restrictions don't stop moats.

He's not a tory MP though, he would have to meet the cost himself...


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Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk