On Jul 8, 12:03*am, wrote:
On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:34:57 -0500, krw wrote:
On Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:28:00 -0500, Steve Turner
wrote:

Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
[snip]
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."
I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted..
His explanation? *"Trouser cough."
:-)

or;
"Ooops, stepped on a barking spider."

We used to call it "a low flying elk". *I have no idea what that means. *:-)

Geese.

*"got a duck in yer' pocket"

or

"If the little stinker doesn't want to pay the rent he cansneak out
the back *but he doesn't have to slam the door!!"

Did you know that turds are tapered so that your ass won't slam shut?