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Default O/T: Ode To The Fart

Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 7, 1:23 pm, jo4hn wrote:
Robatoy wrote:
On Jul 6, 2:50 am, "Lew Hodgett" wrote:
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
As we say up here in Canuckistan, upon hearing 'that sound': "the
geese are flying low today."

I happened to be on an elevator with an English gentleman who farted.
His explanation? "Trouser cough."
:-)


or;
"Ooops, stepped on a barking spider."


We used to call it "a low flying elk". I have no idea what that means. :-)

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