"Stormin Mormon" wrote in news:h2ogqo
:

$49.95? Would you pay that? No, how about $39.95? Well, if
you call in the next ten minutes, we'll send you TWO tickets
for $29.95 and we'll throw in for free one of Marilyn
Monroe's dresses, and one of Michael Jackson's noses. And a
limited time special Monica Lewinsky knee pads, suitable for
wearing with blue dresses.


You're not much of a businessman.

You say TWO tickets for $29.95.
Billy says two EASY payments of $19.95.