Tom Watson wrote:
Why do Dexter and his sister Deedee have different accents?

Dexter is the truth and the light. DeeDee, well, you just
gotta lover here. Oh, your question, different mothers.

What I want to know is, being involved with cornstruction,
who helped him build that laboratory?

It keeps me up nights.

I still awake to the teeth gnashing and wailing (whaling?)
of all those good people who got screwed outta their
CabinetMaster clamps.

sigh...

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