$49.95? Would you pay that? No, how about $39.95? Well, if
you call in the next ten minutes, we'll send you TWO tickets
for $29.95 and we'll throw in for free one of Marilyn
Monroe's dresses, and one of Michael Jackson's noses. And a
limited time special Monica Lewinsky knee pads, suitable for
wearing with blue dresses.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"Red Green" wrote in message
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They outta have an event like that for Billy Mays. Few hours
of him
screaming his head off. That should be ticketed too. Need I
say how much
the tickets would be?!