tony sayer gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

Retired church friend had a problem with her VM dsl a couple of
weeks back.

Don't confuse an ADSL and a Cable modem different animals...

I'm not sure that I'm the person who's doing so... You may wish to look
back at the bit in the OP which says "VM dsl". Oh, look. You even quoted
it.

Perhaps if your so clever -dearest- you might have pointed that out..

I didn't really think I needed to, since it was in the bit I quoted...