Remotes are designed that way. The government requires that remotes be
able to move and hide themselves in order for 'couch potatoes' and
'layabouts' get some exercise.

That's about to change. The democratically controlled congress has declared
that "couch potato" is a disease and has set aside billions of dollars from
their trillion dollar healthcare reform plan to help couch potatoes find
their remotes and wipe their asses.

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