On Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:03:33 -0700, Smitty Two wrote:

WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I
ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a
bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a
big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger.

A slider is a silent, smelly fart emitted in a confined space. The most
common is the "elevator slider."