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Completely OT and disgusting
WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I
ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. |
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On Jun 21, 11:03*pm, Smitty Two wrote:
WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Smitty- Its a back east thing....my FIL (may he rest in peace) worked at White Castle when he was a kid They're been calling these mini-burgers by that name since the 40's...but I agree not a great choice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Castle_(restaurant) cheers Bob |
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"Smitty Two" wrote in message news WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Also a great post to a home repair forum. |
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Completely OT and disgusting
On Jun 22, 1:21*am, fftt wrote:
On Jun 21, 11:03*pm, Smitty Two wrote: WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger.. Smitty- Its a back east thing....my FIL (may he rest in peace) worked at White Castle when he was a kid They're been calling these mini-burgers by that name since the 40's...but I agree not a great choice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Castle_(restaurant) cheers Bob They were founded in Kansas...one of their biggest markets is Chicago. Sounds like a Mid-West thing. |
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On Jun 22, 2:21*am, fftt wrote:
On Jun 21, 11:03*pm, Smitty Two wrote: WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger.. Smitty- Its a back east thing....my FIL (may he rest in peace) worked at White Castle when he was a kid They're been calling these mini-burgers by that name since the 40's...but I agree not a great choice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Castle_(restaurant) cheers Bob Raw oysters where I come from Jimmie |
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Smitty Two wrote:
WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. So small it slides down your throat? TDD |
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On Jun 22, 1:03*am, Smitty Two wrote:
WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Its a shame you feel a need to resort to vile language in order to make a point. Whats up with that ? |
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"Sanity" wrote: "Smitty Two" wrote in message news WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Also a great post to a home repair forum. Yeah, that's what the big OT is for, ya knothead. |
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:03:33 -0700, Smitty Two wrote:
WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. A slider is a silent, smelly fart emitted in a confined space. The most common is the "elevator slider." |
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, " wrote: On Jun 22, 1:03*am, Smitty Two wrote: WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Its a shame you feel a need to resort to vile language in order to make a point. Whats up with that ? It's a shame you feel a need to access usenet through google. What's up with that? Oh, never mind, you aren't whitelisted so I won't see your reply. AAMOF, if it weren't for Dufas' reply to your objection to my profanity I wouldn't have noticed your existence on the planet at all, which would have been just ****ing fine. |
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The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote: On Jun 22, 1:03 am, Smitty Two wrote: WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Its a shame you feel a need to resort to vile language in order to make a point. Whats up with that ? Freedom of speech. Sure, if someone wants to sound like a 12 year old trying to impress their friends or a braindead rapper looking for attention (like the 12 year old). I always associate use of foul language for no particular reason with ill educated people who are unable to express themselves so they seed in profanities which just diminsh them. I am not offended but feel sorry for someone who could do something to improve their image and won't. You are free to stick your fingers in your ears or put your hands over your eyes. My very favorite whiners are those people who are channel selector impaired, they don't know how to switch channels. If he was directing foul language directly at you, I could see a reason for you to complain. Some folks are so uncouth as to loudly spout scatological or rude, colloquial, sexual explicative language in crowded public places as though they were rap music performers afflicted with melanin poisoning. They just can't help it. TDD |
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on 6/22/2009 2:03 AM (ET) Smitty Two wrote the following:
WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. What makes them even less appetizing is that Billy Mays advertises a home 'slider' maker. -- Bill In Hamptonburgh, NY In the original Orange County. Est. 1683 To email, remove the double zeroes after @ |
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George wrote: I always associate use of foul language for no particular reason with ill educated people who are unable to express themselves so they seed in profanities which just diminsh them. I can out-articulate you any damn day of the week, sir. I only use profanity when it adds to my already brilliant writing, or when doing home repair projects, or when offering constructive criticism of the driving skills of my fellow motorists. |
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The Daring Dufas wrote:
Smitty Two wrote: WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. So small it slides down your throat? That's always been my guess as well. Sort of a snack-sized hamburger. Jon |
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On Jun 22, 3:37*pm, "Jon Danniken"
wrote: The Daring Dufas wrote: Smitty Two wrote: WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. So small it slides down your throat? That's always been my guess as well. *Sort of a snack-sized hamburger. Jon Never heard either definition/use before. So in Rome etc. Actually 'slider' IIRC from childhood around the late 1930s, is one of those gadgets to hang curtains on curtain rods! Some have little wheels other nylon or plastic 'sliders', some are metal; in general it excluded anything that could be called a 'loop' or a 'hoop' but used for the same purpose. Also believe 'sliders' is also a term used in what's that North-South American game ....................like 'Rounders' er? Baseball. |
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"stan" wrote in message
... On Jun 22, 3:37 pm, "Jon Danniken" wrote: The Daring Dufas wrote: Smitty Two wrote: WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. So small it slides down your throat? That's always been my guess as well. Sort of a snack-sized hamburger. Jon Never heard either definition/use before. So in Rome etc. Actually 'slider' IIRC from childhood around the late 1930s, is one of those gadgets to hang curtains on curtain rods! Some have little wheels other nylon or plastic 'sliders', some are metal; in general it excluded anything that could be called a 'loop' or a 'hoop' but used for the same purpose. Also believe 'sliders' is also a term used in what's that North-South American game ....................like 'Rounders' er? Baseball. =========== Where I am, the "slider" is my glass patio door. Cheri |
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On Jun 22, 1:03*am, Smitty Two wrote:
WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Its White Castle burgers, you find them everywhere in Chicago. Few people here call them White Castles, they are called "sliders". Mostly because the beef is neither fried or broiled, rather the patties are steamed over a bed of onions and boiling water, then said patties are flipped onto the bun taking a few of the onions with it. A few very tasty Polish dill pickles are the only garnish. Steaming the beef patties gives them a very "slippery" consistency, this is reason one for the name, (the bun is equally steamed and slippery). The other reason for the name is that White Castles make a great laxitive, as you find out suddenly the next day, as it all kinda slides out (when it wants to, not when you want it to). In addition to the aforementioned laxitive effect, a gaseous feeling and oder will be emitted by the consumer for about 48 hours, from both the intake and output ends of the digestive system. I avoid them, but many, many, here are addicted to them. It is common for an individual to order a sack of 12 and eat them all. The restaurants are mostly populated in the wee hours by drunkards on their way home. |
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On Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:10:22 -0700, windcrest wrote:
On Jun 22, 1:03*am, Smitty Two wrote: WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Its White Castle burgers, you find them everywhere in Chicago. Few people here call them White Castles, they are called "sliders". Mostly because the beef is neither fried or broiled, rather the patties are steamed over a bed of onions and boiling water, then said patties are flipped onto the bun taking a few of the onions with it. A few very tasty Polish dill pickles are the only garnish. Steaming the beef patties gives them a very "slippery" consistency, this is reason one for the name, (the bun is equally steamed and slippery). The other reason for the name is that White Castles make a great laxitive, as you find out suddenly the next day, as it all kinda slides out (when it wants to, not when you want it to). In addition to the aforementioned laxitive effect, a gaseous feeling and oder will be emitted by the consumer for about 48 hours, from both the intake and output ends of the digestive system. I avoid them, but many, many, here are addicted to them. It is common for an individual to order a sack of 12 and eat them all. The restaurants are mostly populated in the wee hours by drunkards on their way home. Ding! Ding! You are the official winner! Buy 'em by the bag! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_C...urant)#History |
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Smitty Two wrote:
In article , George wrote: I always associate use of foul language for no particular reason with ill educated people who are unable to express themselves so they seed in profanities which just diminsh them. I can out-articulate you any damn day of the week, sir. I only use profanity when it adds to my already brilliant writing, or when doing home repair projects, or when offering constructive criticism of the driving skills of my fellow motorists. Y'all ain't as witty or pithy as you think you are, Smitty. But at least you don't have self-image problems. Must have been fun framing the doorways in your house. -- aem sends... |
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On Jun 22, 7:26*am, Smitty Two wrote:
In article , " wrote: On Jun 22, 1:03*am, Smitty Two wrote: WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Its a shame you feel a need to resort to vile language in order to make a point. *Whats up with that ? It's a shame you feel a need to access usenet through google. What's up with that? Oh, never mind, you aren't whitelisted so I won't see your reply. AAMOF, if it weren't for Dufas' reply to your objection to my profanity I wouldn't have noticed your existence on the planet at all, which would have been just ****ing fine. Dave (Ilbeback's real name) is an Asshole He's always been an Asshole and he always will be an Asshole. Even worst, he's reborn bible-thumping Asshole who loves telling everyone else how to live their lives, after he's totally ****ed up his own miserable useless life |
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On Jun 22, 1:03*am, Smitty Two wrote:
WTF is with these mini-burgers going by the name of "sliders?????" Am I ever going to eat one? Hell, no. When I was a kid, a "slider" was a bowel movement of a particular consistency and density that it left a big skid mark in the toilet bowl. Yeah, great name for a ****ing burger. Thats why they are called sliders, they slide in and slide right out. I think the beer helps. |
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