HeyBub wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
Red Green wrote:

(...)

Like to see a home inspectors reaction to that.
Have you ever tried to sneeze, hiccup, belch, fart
and yawn at the same time while urinating?


Which can be easily accomplished by proper, though not recommended, use of
the "Outlet Wall."

Best comeback to a non-sequitur.

One Attaboy plus Honorable Mention for bringing
a hopelessly lost thread back on topic, sort of.

--Winston