On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:59:58 -0700 (PDT), Kyle
wrote:

On Jun 14, 5:10*pm, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:36:20 -0400, "cshenk" wrote:
Old fashioned remedy and works without chemicals or harm. *Dry day, take a
handful of regular (non-instant) grits. *Pile them on there. *They eat'em
and cant handle them but will carry to the queen as well.

No more ants.

No self-respecting Southerner would use instant grits! Much less, have
them in the cupboard.

"I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were
these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack
his beanstalk beans?"

"So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your
grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes."

" I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess."