We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "The Medway Handyman"
saying something like:

Er, no, they are not. They are actually in this country not much
bigger than a (pretty) large dog. Now horses..there the body weight
IS in line with the screen.

Indeed.
http://www.mediafire.com/?qihmjgwgmmr

WTF is that all about? I've just won an Audi A3, got 30 assorted funny
cursors & the offer of a cheap i phone.

Something's up then. I've just checked the download and it's perfectly
fine.
Whatever, try this...
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/f2a697479a.jpg