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Default Uncuttable phone wires?

Steve Daniels wrote:
On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:49:07 -0700 (PDT), against all advice,
something compelled JIMMIE , to say:

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My dad ran a bar for 44 years, he always left the cash register open
and a $20 in it. Hoping that if they did break in they would just take
the money and leave without breaking anything. Sure enough one night
two guys broke in took the twenty but instead of leaving they decided
to have a party in the bar. The next morning he found them passed out
on the pool table. They were still asleep when the police woke them
up.


Oh, please. How do two guys get that wasted with only twenty
bucks?


They didn't leave a tip?


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