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Default Uncuttable phone wires?

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"JIMMIE" wrote in message
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My dad ran a bar for 44 years, he always left the cash
register open
and a $20 in it. Hoping that if they did break in they would
just take
the money and leave without breaking anything. Sure enough
one night
two guys broke in took the twenty but instead of leaving
they decided
to have a party in the bar. The next morning he found them
passed out
on the pool table. They were still asleep when the police
woke them
up.

Jimmie