On Fri, 12 Jun 2009 11:27:16 -0500, The Daring Dufas wrote:
Bill J. wrote:
Is there an acceptable (legally and to the phone company) way to
install phone wires and exterior service box such that one's phone
service cannot be easily disconnected by burglars, etc. without(at a
minimum) noisy methods and tools?

A decoy phone box.

Use a cellular data card in a router with a UPS.