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The Daring Dufas wrote:

What was the position of the Florida Secretary of State? You know,
the one responsible for elections? A republican?


Yes. The Republican Secretary of State (Kathleen Harris), however,
had zero control over the election process. She had no authority or
responsibility regarding the counting of votes. Her job, vis-a-vis
the election, was to maintain state-wide voter registration lists
and to accept the certified results of the election from the county
canvassing boards.


DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO CONFRONT A LIBERAL WITH FACTS.
It confuses them and causes a marked increase in their
blood pressure and a lot of screaming, cursing and
name calling. Be a compassionate Conservative and show
some concern for their health.


I AM concerned for their health. I think Adrenaline is good for them! And
for me. Laughter is good for the digestion and watching someone itch to
death is hilarious.

Make some popcorn and watch what happens over the following statement.

In 1978 thru 1981 it was estimated that there were 40,000 abortions
performed in the state of Florida. Those 40,000 non-births would have been
voting in their first election in 2000 had they not been aborted.

Since children generally follow the political inclinations of their parents,
and a woman who would have an abortion is more likely to be of a liberal
persuasion than otherwise, Al Gore did not receive up to 40,000 or so votes
he would have otherwise gotten had abortion been unlawful.

Gore lost by 585 votes.

For those who are interested, this is called "The Roe Effect."