One of my favorites is a comic I know from church. He says
he had one phone guy going for a while. Said he was cripple,
and fell out of his wheel chair on the way to the phone
cause his Mom was supposed to call from the hospital. I
forget all the details, but it was good.

Nothing like pepper spray for solicitors.

--
Christopher A. Young
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"The Daring Dufas" wrote in
message ...
Stormin Mormon wrote:
I should do that with phone solicitors. If they don't take
the hint after one try, I'll spray the phone with pepper
spray, and hang up.

On the other hand.... maybe not.

Love to hear some of the reactions from the folks who try
to
market you, at your front door.


One time I had a black cape and a cap with horns.
I could see those pests from a mile away and was
just waiting for them. I would greet them at the
door with my costume and in the creepiest voice
I could summon, say "Come in, come in, we need a
sacrifice. Are you virgins?" I did have a ketchup
covered knife in my hand on a few occasions. The
pepper was a lot less time consuming. The sight
of the can in my hand was enough most times.

TDD