Tim Daneliuk wrote:

He should just go ahead and select someone from the leadership
of the Communist Party USA. He has all the votes he needs, why
bother with even the slightest pretense of caring for the
Constitution any longer...

Whatever you're doing for a living today, you're wasting your talents.
Hollywood desperately needs comedy writers with your abilities. And no, it
won't even matter that you don't know you're writing comedy, the shows will
be just as funny if *you* take the dialogue seriously.