Larry Jaques reasonably asked:

Don't you have a bloody VCR, dude?

Two or three of them. Unfortunately, unlike computers, which in something
over 20 years have rarely given me trouble I couldn't handle, I have never
been able to program a VCR reliably. Half the time, I can't even get the
%&#*!!! things to record something when I'm sitting there with them, much
less on a delay.

Owen Davies