Drill through the side of the bowl, and thread in a
schraeder valve (tire valve stem). When she gets stuck, pull
the valve core, hook up the air hose, inflate to about 28
PSI, and then scrape her off the ceiling.

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"HeyBub" wrote in message
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I suggest putting the seat down is a small investment in
preventing the
necessary shattering of the toilet with a sledge to free the
trapped female.