On 3/20/2009 4:37 PM Malcolm Hoar spake thus:

In article , Mike wrote:

Why can no one else hear this and investigate?? Ah, the burdens we
bear.....

Okay folks....what else can only be done by Dad?

* Adding oil to the car (despite warning lights)
* Adding rinse aid to the dishwasher
* Cleaning the lint filter in the dryer
* Replacing HVAC filters
* Fixing blocked toilets (my personal fav)
* Cunnilingus

Hate to break it to you, but that last one can also be done by the
plumber, the gardener, the milkman, ... while Dad is away, of course.


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Made From Pears: Pretty good chance that the product is at least
mostly pears.
Made With Pears: Pretty good chance that pears will be detectable in
the product.
Contains Pears: One pear seed per multiple tons of product.

(with apologies to Dorothy L. Sayers)