On 2 Mar, 11:00, "Dave Baker" wrote:

LOGS FOR SALE

Small bags £x
Large bags £y
Kinderlin £z per bag

I wasn't even aware you could legally sell small German children by the sack
load but you learn something new every day.

I know an English teacher by the name of Rumpelstiltskin (but don't
let on). You forward something like that to her and by the morning
she'll have turned it into an excellent fairy story in the style of
the Brothers Grimm. She does pomes too - I once challenged her to come
up with, "Sylvia Plath's guide to gas fitting".