"Oren" wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:56:15 -0700, "SteveB"
wrote:

I live in a small town of about 20,000. They only hire the prettiest
girls
from 18-24. The asst. manager looks like an ex beauty queen, big hair,
boob
job, and all. More like a dancer. But I digress.

A trip to Ace goes something like this for this sixty year old. I go in.
I
immediately look to see where Dave and Bob are so that can avoid them and
get waited on by one of the bouncy bubbly (but very knowledgeable) young
ladies. WE usually have to search a while, all the time, I'm teaching
them
about what it is I'm looking for, mainly so next time they will know, and
can help others in the future. I Well, not mainly, but I digress. I
always ask to see things on lower shelves and where they have to bend
over.
The whole trip could be done faster if I'd just go get what I want, or get
Dave or Bob, as they know every little hiding place there. But when I
leave, I definitely leave with a better attitude, my parts, and a little
ego
massage. The girls now even call me by name.

I have no idea where they find so many really cute chicks in that small
town
and why they don't have many males in the same job. My best trips are
when
big hair waits on me. She's at least six feet tall, and thirtyish. Hubba
hubba. She's hot!

And, THEN you woke up!

sounds more like an old mans wet dream than reality...Did you have to clean
up afterwards???? LOL....