Leon wrote:
"TD Driver" wrote in message
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I've built a couple of benches over the past 20 years and the best top was
made from a hunk of bowling lane I picked up when one of the local
establishments went out of business. I regret the day that I decided to
leave that bench in the basement of a house we were renting.


I bet that worked out well, did you find any nails in the wood?


Of course. Some nails were found in advance of the cut, some were found
during it. The former were removed with a great sense of satisfaction.
The remainder not so much.