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Lew Hodgett[_4_] Lew Hodgett[_4_] is offline
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Default O/T: Farmers and Politicians

Rumor has it this may have been down state Illonois but no
proof.grin

Enjoy

Lew
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A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when
all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a
tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to
investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.

A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and
asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you
know how them *******s lie."