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Anyone remember that wonderful episode of Only Fools & Horses with
the chandelier?

I'm amazed you have ANY customers by letting everyone know what a
poor workman
you are. I certainly wouldn't employ a cowboy such as yourself!

So speaks Mr Perfect who has never had an accident or made a mistake.

I count among my mistakes and accidents

1) Reversing over a customers dog that was asleep behind my van
2) Locking a customer out of the house (their fault for having stupid
locks)
3) Getting a customer pregnant
4) Breaking a vase that cost £100
Didn't you nail a cat under the floorboards a while ago?

That was not one the customers cats. It was the neighbours cat. That cat
should not have been there. I counted all the customers cats when I
replaced
the floorboards

No, sorry, I'm afraid nailing a cat under the floor still counts. Any
cat, regardless of whether it's the owner's.

So make that no. 5.

David


No 6

I went into a customers house to give a quote and changed from my work boots
to my house shoes on the doorstep (I have a pair of trainers in the van that
I use when I go into a customers house). I stood in some dog **** that was
inside the house and I smeared it all up the stairs carpet.

I was pleased not to get the job.


Adam