Only Fools & Handymen...
The Medway Handyman wrote:
ARWadsworth wrote:
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Anyone remember that wonderful episode of Only Fools & Horses with
the chandelier?
I'm amazed you have ANY customers by letting everyone know what a
poor workman
you are. I certainly wouldn't employ a cowboy such as yourself!
So speaks Mr Perfect who has never had an accident or made a mistake.
I count among my mistakes and accidents
1) Reversing over a customers dog that was asleep behind my van
2) Locking a customer out of the house (their fault for having stupid
locks)
3) Getting a customer pregnant
4) Breaking a vase that cost £100
Didn't you nail a cat under the floorboards a while ago?
I would be more interested in No 3 Getting a customer pregnant.
Dave
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