"Appollo" wrote in message
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"The Medway Handyman" wrote in message
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Anyone remember that wonderful episode of Only Fools & Horses with the
chandelier?

I'm amazed you have ANY customers by letting everyone know what a poor
workman
you are. I certainly wouldn't employ a cowboy such as yourself!


So speaks Mr Perfect who has never had an accident or made a mistake.

I count among my mistakes and accidents

1) Reversing over a customers dog that was asleep behind my van
2) Locking a customer out of the house (their fault for having stupid locks)
3) Getting a customer pregnant
4) Breaking a vase that cost £100

**** happens

Adam