On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:50:32 -0800, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:01:22 -0500, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Bill Noble" wrote in message
before using peanut oil, check that no one near by, and no one in the
family has a peanut alergy - the vapor from the oil can cause sever
symptoms (like heart arrest) in sensitive folks - even a person with
"mild" peanut alergy would probably be unable to breathe. If you can use
any other oil, you are at a lot less risk - personally, I'd use butter,
lard, or olive oil.

What a great idea for a new terror weapon! A peanut oil vapor bomb!

Yeah, right up there with sheepskin covers for airline seats to
preclude Tangoes from boarding. In a war zone, just vaporize some
lard (rendered pig fat) so that the extemist Muslims would inhale
some. Taking any portion of a pig into your body is against their
religion so it would clear them out in a hurry.

Splendid, splendid. We just single-handedly won the war on terror,
guys!


There was a General Order for our troops to stop dipping their bullets
in bacon grease, over in the Sandbox

Gunner

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
Maj. Gen. John Sedgewick, killed by a sniper in 1864 at the battle of Spotsylvania