David F. Eisan wrote:

Hello everyone,



At the Woodstock woodshow this year I was approached by a woman who was
looking for an unusual planer. I had previously sold her some nice
woodworking equipment and knew she likes good tools.



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http://www.federatedtool.com/david/img/dplaner1.jpg

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Mr. came to pick up the planer for his wife today. The best line I heard
was, "I don't want a 10 HP diesel planer, I want a wife who wants a 10HP
diesel planer!". I won't embarrass Richard by letting everyone know who
said that.


Dude!

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If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough