On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:58:44 +0000 (UTC), "badgolferman"
wrote:

Pat wrote:

It's 15F outside and we've gotten 32" of snow in the last two days.

It's mid-November and the ski slope up the road is threatening to open
in 2 days -- about 2 weeks early.

Does anyone know how to make it go away?


Start another election. There will be enough hot air in a short while
to melt all the snow.

We don't need an election here. There's too many Baptist churches.