Every now and then, you get one that not only makes you a bit of money, but
gives you a good laugh - often at the owners expense - as well.

Today, I had a genuine original Watkins Copicat cross my bench, with the
complaint "Has through signal, but no effects - swell, sustain etc."

Quite true. It didn't. I usually find, in cases like this, it's helpful to
have the tape loop not fitted inside out ... !!

:-)

Arfa