"RobertL" wrote in message
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Bidets sold for the UK market all seem to have the taps on the wall
side of the unit which is not as i remember them being in the past.
My memory is that the french ones have the taps at the front edge
with the little 'jet' squirting towards the back and you sat facing
into the room.

Which way are you supposed to sit on a UK bidet? Do you have to face
the wall or do you face the room and have to reach behind you to
operatet the taps? Neither seems convenient.

confused,
Cambridge
(Robert)


I prefer the taps at the back. You see, being male, trying to negotiate
taps at the front is difficult. In fact, I think men all over the world
prefer the taps at the back. I want to use a bidet, not practice getting on
and off a bicycle. :-)

The center douche is best aimed slightly towards the back of the bowl, as
you face the front. It hits the spot a lot more efficiently like that. :-)

Bidet translation = Coventry Fanny Splasher