Pete C. wrote in message
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You draw up the display plans on you CAD system,
then you rent a warehouse bay and start fabricating
the framework, installing the animation motors,
mounting the lights and testing the controllers.
When everything passes testing you carefully
dismantle and pack it for transport home.

Love it! Reminds me of my Holiday Watch Neighborhood Group; the
same ones that make a contest of the best display (let's call
the newspapers and local news stations) for complete coverage.

I was cudgeled into putting up my obligatory single string
around the eaves of Castle Ranger. Since I was up on my 7'
ladder, I could look around the neighborhood. I noticed a
neighbor of mine (Bud of Many Lights and Christmas Kitsch)
outside adding yet more light stringers to his ever-expanding
Tim-Allen-like collection. He saw me and motioned for me to
come on over. I have come to dread these little meetings
(during this festive time of year) for two reasons: 1) he's
obsessive in his gaudiness and 2) he's obsessive about having
others join in on his "hobby."

As I walked across the street, I noticed his latest purchase of
Christmas kitsch -- a 50' string of chili peppers -- and there
were several unopened boxes still to be added. He followed my
horrified stare and beamed like a new father, "Like 'em?"

"Uh... They're chili peppers..." I stammered lamely.

"Yeah! And I bought all those boxes for less than it cost for
one string of those icing lines! Cool, huh?"

I chose not to answer. Whenever I answer him, I get mean and
nasty, and my daughter-units like his daughter-units. Since
they were all off playing [peacefully] at that moment inside
Castle Ranger, there was no benefit to holding yet another of
our public-health-vs.-private-individual-desires debate.

"I see you're putting up your lights early this year..."

I paused, knowing where this was leading and looked at him. I
nodded
once.

"Are you going to put up anything else? Join the group?"

I sighed. It was inevitable. At least he hadn't sent his
cronies down to "talk to me" this time.

"We've gone over this already. I do not want to create
something," and gestured at his yard, "this massive. You have
to put it away after the season. You have to store it. You have
to PAY for it before, during and after. If a bulb goes out on
one of your stringers, the whole line is dead... Until you find
that single bulb. Gahdzferbid you should have multiple bulbs go
out..."

"That's insignificant to the joy you bring others. We've had
people /stop by/..."

"That's the other thing. You're creating a nuisance --
traffic-wise and people-wise -- by your creation."

"Buddy..."

"Bud," I interrupted. "You have your feelings on the subject, I
have mine. We are in separate camps and we should consider the
subject closed. You recruited your few sheeple. That should
make you happy. Besides, if you make this a competition with
the city, they're going to start sending out inspectors. They
don't like the competition."

"Bah. We handled last year's..."

I shook my head and sighed. Obstinate knob.

There was a long pause. "So... What'dya think?" He held up the
new line of glowing chilis.

I smiled, in spite of myself. "If they make you happy, then
I'll live through it. What's TMFW(it)W¹ think?"

He sheepishly smiled, "She says I need a hobby. I tell ya! I
got one!" And with that, he started whistling and went back to
stringing up his latest addition. I looked over his yard one
more time. Every year, I hope he can't add anything more, and
every year, he surprises me by doing just that.

The Ranger

¹ The Most Fertile Woman (in the) World.