Kurt Ullman wrote:
In article .com,
"Pete C." wrote:

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
On Sat 08 Nov 2008 02:31:32p, Claude Hopper told us...

Ed Pawlowski wrote:
Since it is a mild day, I figure it would be a good time to take last
year's Christmas lights down and get them ready for next season.


I gave up Christmas.
For what? Lent?
Sanity

But there is no Sanity Clause.

rim shot

I wish there had been a Sanity Clause in my Marriage Contract 'cuz my
wife is driving me crazy.