"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message
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"A scone and tea at half past three
Makes the day a little brighter
Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
And stick them up your ****er."

**** off, diybanter.


LOL I like that one. :-)

We had a health and safety advisor at one of our AGM's, about four or five
years ago, and I have found the actual tape of his little speech he made at
the table afterwards. I think it says it all.

We used to be a happy bunch
We stopped at noon to have our lunch
A morning break at 10 AM
And the afternoon at 3
That used to be enough, you see

Now we have to send a memo
Get risk assessed and have a demo
I've seen a meeting last all night
To allow our staff to have a
canteen on site

Because.

We used to be a happy bunch
With a break at noon to have out lunch
A morning break at 10 AM
And the afternoon at 3
That used to be enough, you see

I thangyoo. :-)