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Default If Jesus would run for office (was Whose finger on the nuclear button...)

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On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:34:35 -0600, Chris wrote:

If Jesus of Nazareth would run as candidate for Messiah you would
probably receive an e-mail such as what follows.


Who is Jesus? Is he a third party independent candidate? Is he any
better than Obama or McCain? What is his stance on taxes, economy,
war, abortion, homosexuality, medical care, crime control, gas prices,
pollution, and other issues?


Very simple policy: "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's..."

Is he a US citizen if he's from
Nazareth? Where the hell is Nazareth anyhow?


He is a 'citizen of the world.'

Does he have political experience?


He is a community organizer.

Does this candidate have a website?


Not directly, but he has thousands of 527s.