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It's on order!!!!

Yessss, the torture is over! Welcome to the wonderful world of true
metal mangling.

Do not get your hopes up! There is a whole ritual to go through before money
changes hands: Dancing around the mill. Licking it. Chanting incantations
and possibly Lord's prayer backwards. And of course counting, always
counting: Which tooth I can live without? Can I brake sufficiently well
with thread on only two tires? Etc., etc.

Of course, once it is bought one has to sacrifice a virgin to it which,
given the locals, is no easy task!