Joe Shmoe responds:

Watch your butt, Leon. Ol' Upscale is going to let you know you are
perfectly bored.

Charlie Self


I drilled a hole once that I thought was perfectly bored. Now all I want
is the perfect board.

Yeah, but like most of us, you'll settle. If you don't believe that, look
straight down after you pass 60.

Charlie Self

"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without
integrity is dangerous and dreadful."
Samuel Johnson