The Daring Dufas wrote:

"Hey, where'd he get the candy bar?!" other brother
yelled "That's not a candy bar!" It was a diaper
dumpling. Needless to say there was a lot of hysterical
cleanup and concern afterwards but baby brother lived.

Chuckle. The fact of the matter is that the diaper dumpling came out of the
kid. So any germs in it came from the kid. Eating it is gross, but it ain't
gonna give him any germs he doesn't already have.
-- Doug