On Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:33:04 -0400, the infamous "Buerste"
scrawled the following:


"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
.. .

Erm, candlelit toastmaking, just you and the toaster in the dark?

Please seek (MORE) professional help, Tawm.

Maybe I need a sexual surrogate, I wonder if Kaiser will cover it and if she
will be cute???

Kaiser? If they do, it'll be more like "Hey, meester! Djou wanna fock
my seester? Only $2! She eez a virgin. Stand in line over there."

Real cute, like a telephone answering service babe, 5 by 5!

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