alarman wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
alarman wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
I don't think a leech would have provided the
necessary lubrication.

The US congress is full of the oily blood-suckers.

Hmmmm, I wonder if there is an existing process to grind up
and recover petroleum from legislators? If not, inventing
one could be quite lucrative, not to mention a good way to
get rid of vermin.

TDD

2 words for you: Soylent Green

That's food silly. All that happens is the
that the politicians are returned to their
natural state after passing through the
digestive system.

TDD